CommentMachine for hire

Posted in Uncategorized on March 12, 2008 by commentmachine

CommentMachine is a speaker of great truth. If your blog needeth a good word I shall come forth and spread my well of wisdom such as it is. No more shall witty remarks goeth unheralded throughout the land. No fee is required for this service. I giveth freely because knowledge wasted is a tragedy. Send word to me of your blogs unpopularity and I shall go forth into the wild and face untold horrors while uplifting your blog with comments of the like that yee haveth never seen nor shall till the prophecy is fulfilled. Go in peace.

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First comment

Posted in Uncategorized on March 10, 2008 by commentmachine

My first comment was a tremendous success.  It’s all gonna be down hill from here.

Commentmachine is now live

Posted in Uncategorized on March 10, 2008 by commentmachine

I can now post irrelevant and insanely funny comments on my wife’s page and/or her friends. This is gonna be sweet!